Name: Paula Small
Voice: Paula Poundstone (Ep. 101-105) and Janine Ditullo (Ep. 106-Present)
Occupation: Teacher of Creative Writing
Age: Approx. 37
Nose: None
Personality: Passive, nice, stressed
Likes: Brendon, Brendon’s movies, having a job
Dislikes: Not having a job, Linda, taking tests
Episodes: Has been in every episode