
Episode 112: Law And Boarder
Cast:
Brendon Small – Brendon Small
Jason Penopolis – H. Jon Benjamin
Melissa Robbins – Melissa Bardin Galsky
Coach Jon McGuirk – H. Jon Benjamin
Paula Small – Janine Ditullo
Josie Small – Loren Bouchard
Stephanie – Kelly Kimball
Police Officer – Mitch Hedberg
Judge – Bill Braudis

Synopsis: Brendon's problems with his newest film, "The Slapstick
Barbarian Project", are made worse when he is hit by a car and
blamed for the accident. Paula's old friend, Stephanie, doesn't make
matters much better.
History:
· We meet Stephanie in this episode, who makes a few more appearances
in the show.

Lawn Gnomes: (Click for picture)
· A Lawn Gnome
can be seen on the right during the filming of “The Slapstick Barbarian
Project”

Brendon’s Filmography:
· “The Slapstick Barbarian Project”: Can I AX you a question?
· “Brendon’s Accident Essay”: A video essay shown in court in order
to show what really happened in the car accident.
The Movie-Episode Connection:
· Slapstick violence, both in the movie and the video essay, mirror
Brendon's own interpretation of the accident.
The Plotline Connection: (TheJazzFighter)
· Stephanie screws up everything up. She messes up Paula's house and
ends up making McGuirk take Brendon to the Court Date (which results
in essays for the both of them).

Song Lyrics:
· Don’t Kill Children
Don’t kill children
Don’t run them over
Let them live their life
Let them get older
Don’t kill children
Don’t run them over
Let them live their life
Let them get older
Brendon Small!
He didn’t do anything wrong!
He was riding his bike!
They tried to take his life!

Random Observations & Facts:
· The rich people have apparently just bought their car from Villiano’s
Autos.
· Some of Brendon’s hair is wrapped in bandages.
· Brendon’s chair has a piece of paper with “Brendon” written on it
on the back.
· The Slapstick Barbarian Project costumes are use for the Season
One DVD cover.
· Jason drew a picture on his paper within about 10 seconds of getting
the crayon.
· Stephanie’s eyes gradually change shape when she first talks about
Richard.
· There are some crumbled up pieces of paper on the table in the second
“Slapstick Barbarian Project” scene.
· Paula appears to be wearing the “Paula Poundstone Paula” shirt when
she’s sleeping.
· The drunk guy drinks “Red Wiskey”, a product that's used similarly
to Black Hole Brew on the show.
· There is a certain rhythm to way they say “Ow!” in the “Slapstick
Barbarian Project”.
· We see Stephanie break 13 plates.
· There is a picture of a duck (or bird) on Brendon’s “podium” in
“Brendon’s Accident Essay”.
· As the statue, Melissa scratches her nose and drops something in
“Brendon’s Accident Essay”.
· The car in “Brendon’s Accident Essay” has the same money sign as
the real car. Jason and Melissa wear almost the exact same thing the
rich people wore. Also, the headlights look like angry eyes.
· There is a cloud and a sun with a happy face hanging from the ceiling
in “Brendon’s Accident Essay”.
· In the “Don’t Kill Children” video, Dwayne holds a poster with a
crude drawing of Brendon being hit by a car crossed out.
Movie Connections
· The intro to episode 112: Law And Boarder is an homage to Krzysztof
Kieslowski's film, Blue, which is part of his Blue, White, and Red
movie trilogy. Blue starts out with a married couple in a car running
into a boy on a bike, which kills the husband. (thanks to stiff)

End Credits: “Don’t Kill Children”
Reviews: WARNING: Spoilers
The Condiment King:
This or "Pizza Club" for my favorite episode of Home Movies.
Despite the fact that Stephanie was here, perhaps the worst character
in the history of the show, to bring it down, the main stories were
strong enough to make it one of the best episodes of the series.
Yeah, I really hated the Stephanie character. When she's happy, she's
really annoyingly trying to get Paula to go dancing with her. Its
just sad when Paula refuses and she begrudgingly goes. When she's
angry, its also annoying with her eyes in a rage over anything and
everything with her husband. Yeah, I just hated this character, and
I don't really see how she accomplished much outside of being a distraction
to the rest of the proceedings. Another failed Paula plot.
I love the more apathetic and rebellious Brendon Small that we get
in this episode after being run over by a car. It leads to some of
the most hilarious scenes and lines of the series. Brendon is bored
easily with Paula, Stephanie, McGuirk, Jason/Melissa arguing, everything,
and it just makes the payoff that much better.
The Slapstick Barbarian Project is minimal, but it does become a
part of the absolutely fantastic video essay of Brendon to finish
the episode. Perhaps the best segway of the series is when we go from
Paula and Stephanie saying "I'm not a victim." to Brendon
yelling, "I AM A VICTIM." This leads into the best Skab
song, "Don't Kill Children".
The entire court scene was fantastic, especially with Coach McGuirk
representing Brendon as his lawyer, where we learn that Brendon is
completely guilty and it was Bruce Boxlightner who was in Tron among
other things. The straight-edge judge works perfect with the lunacy
of Brendon, McGuirk, and Paula. I like that Brendon felt the need
to earn his own personal victory of claiming that he learned absolutely
nothing from the day's proceedings.
The cop with the lisp was one of the better one-note gags of the
series, accusing Brendon of "racketeering" and McGuirk of
"murder 1". Paula's line of accusing him of a lisp was one
of her better and quicker comebacks. Coach McGuirk trying to feign
out of the confrontation by taking advantage of the cop's lisp on
McGuirk, McGwirk.
Of course, this episode had the best ending of the series which goes
without saying. The irony of McGuirk entering and leaving the bathroom
and trying to figure out what to do with a dead fish, and of course
yelling, "Sammy!!" at the end of the episode. How epic.
Fantastic episode. *****
StrangerAtaru: One
of the more interesting episodes where the second half turns out to
be stronger than the first, even though there was some good stuff
in both areas. Let me start off by getting this out of the way: Stephanie
is not one of my favorite characters. Sure she is quirky and such,
but unfortunately she was too much of a nuisence for me. Although
I did like how Paula did work with her character (putting up with
someone who has this very faulty memory of bygone days), she just
seemed too loopy in part one, but then turns too overmelodramatic
by the second half. (Quick note: while this show is one of the few
that deals with divorce and seperation in a comedically mature way,
I just could not get into the whole Stephanie situation) Now that
that's out of the way, I love the whole situation involving Brendon's,
um, lawsuit. It starts off with a more serious, artistic intro showing
the accident (this, as well as the montage at the end of "Impressions",
are some good examples of this), but what happens next is one comedic
calamity after another! McGurk, though we don't see him much in this
episode, enhances the courtroom sequence where it seems he is just
as much of a problem as they thought Brendon was. Then there was the
protest video, which involves the incorperation of the "Slapstick
Barbarian Project" in the best way (the original movie by itself was
funny, but this sort of was getting a message across. And while we
are at it, the conversation about the movie in act 1 got its point
across on something that starts off funny, but then becomes pathetic,
making it even funnier), then with the infamous "Don't Kill Children".
All in all, this episode is up there with the best of the first season,
but doesn't jump out as "classic" to me alongside "Director's Cut"
or "Brendon Gets Rabies".
The Landstander: Probably
the second best of the season. Much like Mortgages & Marbles it
follows a bizarre Brendon situation through some kind of twisted logic.
Brendon gets hit by a car, is considered at fault, is forced to write
an essay (in part because of McGuirk's complete lack of help), writes
an essay legitimately saying what he feels, and then gets punished
for it. The great line here is how Brendon has learned absolutely
nothing from this experience. Within this comic movement there is
plenty of good humor; after Slapstick Barbarian Project falls through,
Brendon just mixes the ideas with his current legal situation. Also
like the previous episode is a hilarious Dwayne song that's both completely
unexpected and fits perfectly. McGuirk is put on the sidelines and
it works fine; his monologue about his runaway experience is among
my favorite quotes of his.
The other plotline with Stephanie works alright, but doesn't compare
to the main plot. I think the only problem is that it plays a bit
TOO serious; I always liked how HM finds humor in places other shows
don't even go too, but Stephanie's marraige doesn't quite match the
humor content. But I'm being too harsh; Paula's reactions, Stephanie's
odd memories, and drunken trumpet playing was all pretty good.
On the whole, the episode is very funny and quite in the unusual
HM spirit. One of their finest. Highly Recommended.
