Name: Nurse Jennifer Kirkman
Voice: Jennifer Kirkman

The unfortunate recepient of McGuirk's advances, Nurse Kirkman is a otherwise smart and generally nice school nurse. Beyond McGuirk, Lynch and Jason have both showed some affection.

School Nurse - Goes on a date with McGuirk; Jason falls in love with her
Writer's Block - Helps McGuirk with his insomnia
Bad Influences - Goes on a double date with McGuirk, Lynch and her friend Ruth